AN ENGINEERING MASTER PIECE
During the construction phase……
Dubai , United Arab Emirates


All finished.   Notice the size of the palm trees outside……… Can you guess what it is ???
Remember, this is in the middle of the desert…. The very HOT desert where temperatures get up to 120 degrees…..

Unbelievable! But true…..It is a self contained Ski Resort…………………..The INSIDE view:

The El Al plane landed at Ben Gurion airport, and as it taxied to the terminal,
the voice of the captain came on:
“Please remain seated with your seat belts fastened until this plane has come to a complete stop at the gate and the seat belt signs have been turned off. We also wish to remind you that cell phones may not be used until the exit doors have been opened.
“To those who are still seated, we wish you a Merry Christmas, and hope that you enjoy your visit to Israel.
To those of you standing in the aisles and talking on your cell phones, we wish you a Happy Hanukkah, and welcome back home.”

 A woman is driving at night on a narrow road .. At the same time, a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road.

When they narrowly pass each other, the woman rolls down her window and loudly yells, “HORSE!” Immediately, the man shouts back, “Witch!”
The man laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining his speed.

Moral of the story:
Men never listen, and when they do, they don’t understand one word a woman says.

A 23-year-old student downed 46 of the potato pancakes in eight minutes to win a contest at a Long Island deli.
Pete Czerwinski says he’d never eaten a latke before consuming about seven pounds of them today at Zan’s in Lake Grove.
The Toronto bodybuilder says he’s just “a power eater” whose brain never signals that he’s full, according to the Long Island daily Newsday.
Association of Independent Competitive Eaters Chairman Arnie Chapman says Czerwinski demolished the contest’s previous record of 31 latkes, set in 2006.
Brooklyn college student Will Millender took second place Sunday with 29 latkes.
The pancakes are a traditional treat for Hanukkah, the eight-day Jewish Festival of Lights. It started Sunday evening. (source: vosizneias.com)

So Cute!

THIS SHOULD MAKE YOU THINK A BIT,
PRETTY  GOOD CARD TRICK TO FIGURE OUT:

What the…?

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN.

Democrat’s Answer:

Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Kimber have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
Does he  definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need  to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

…………………………………………………

Republican’s Answer:

BANG!

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Southerner’s Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click….. (Sounds of
reloading)…. BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.

Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?”

Son: “Can I shoot the next one!”

Wife: “You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist!

President Truman in the Lincoln made for President Roosevelt  

President Eisenhower in 1953 Eldorado
 

1950 Lincoln with first bubble top – Eisenhower’s idea

1961 Continental X100 – Kennedy was shot in this vehicle
 

1972 Lincoln – Nixon, Ford, Carter and Reagan

1983 Cadillac – Reagan

1989 – Used by President George H. W. Bush

1993 Cadillac – President Clinton

2001 Cadillac DTS – President George W. Bush
 

This model has recently been upgraded for 2009…. OBAMA-MOBILE!