Jail in Austria….
Thank God we don’t have such prisons here, or else 99% of the population would have become CRIMINALS!

I can understand why some people are against this type of music, because it’s too much a “goyish” taste, but you also have to look at the other side. This song, according to me, is one of the best songs of this genre. There are not many songs of this type. Sadly there are many Jewish people that listen to goyish music and I won’t lie, I do to. Some people like rap, some rock, heavy metal, etc… The Jewish music industry has been trying to cater to all tastes. You have bands playing all different types except rap; you’ve had some try but most sounded like garbage and not at all similar to the “real” stuff. I’m emphasizing rap because that’s the type of goyish music I like, not heavy or gangster rap just simple like, this song. This is the first song I’ve heard that makes me want to listen to more Jewish music, don’t get me wrong, I love Jewish music and am a big fan of Lipa, Eli Gerstner, and others, especially Israeli music. I think we need more songs like this, similar to non-Jewish but yet a strong Jewish connection. People will see they can listen to the same type of songs without ruining their mind with detrimental lyrics. My main point of listening to non-Jewish music is because of the music, if the music is good then you don’t really need good lyrics. This song on the other hand not only has great music but also great lyrics and not to mention a real music video not just singing in a studio, which seems to be the new way to make a music video these days.

Click here to see the video

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
4. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on a-head.’
13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’
15. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’
16. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
17. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.
18. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
19. A backward poet writes in-verse.
20. In democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
21. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
22. Don’t join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!

 
This house, located near the intersection of Ave T and Van Sicklen is believed to be Brooklyn’s smallest house. Occupying what used to be a driveway, it’s a one bedroom, one bathroom home that sits on a parcel of land 7.25 feet (2.2 meters) wide and 113.67 feet (34.6 meters) long and has an interior area of just under 300 square feet (under 28 square meters).
Here’s the living room, looking towards the front of the house.
Here’s the living room again, looking towards the back…..

Here’s the kitchen. Note that despite the small space, they’ve managed to fit a washer and dryer into the place.

Here’s the bedroom. It comes with a Murphy bed, which is a necessity in such a space. This is what it looks like with the Murphy Bed down.

And here the bedroom with the Murphy Bed up:

You also get some patio space out back.
Here it is, looking towards the front of the house:

And here’s the patio looking towards the back:

Here are the home’s ‘Listed Features’:
* Completely redone top-to-bottom, front-to-back!
* Tumbled stone entrance walk
* Renovated Bath
* Renovated Kitchen with newer stove, new cabinets and new stacked washer/dryer
* Bedroom with Murphy Bed + ‘Built-ins’ … (doubles as a den)!
* Walkout to fenced patio
* 100 Amp service
* 2 Satellite Dishes and Receiver
* Window Air Conditioner Available
THE PRICE ? ? ?
You get all this for

ONLY
$179,900.00!

On a recent edition of ABC’s daytime talk show "The View," Barbara Walters and her fellow co-hosts engaged in a vile, anti-Semitic discussion with actress Susie Essman. They call Lubavitcher and Chassidic women ugly, saying they have bad taste in clothing, have "weird," "bizarre" customs. "The way they dress, that’s related to Islam, right?"

E-mail "The View" to let them know what you think of their vile anti-Semitism. And contact Brian Frons, President, Daytime, Disney-ABC Television Group at 77 West 66th Street, New York, NY 10023. Phone: 212-456-7777. Let him know that anti-Semitism is unacceptable on his airwaves. Email the view here

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I thought you would enjoy a bit of "little known" history of the FORD motor car.

The four Goldberg brothers, Lowsef, Norman, Himan and Max invented the car air conditioner.
On July 17, 1946 the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. The four brothers walked into Henry Ford’s office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that they had the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter.

Henry was curious and invited the four brothers into his office. They refused and instead asked Henry to come to the parking lot to their car. They persuaded him to get into the car where it was about 130 degress, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car down immediately.

The old man got very excited and invited them back to his office where he offered them 3 million dollars for the patent. The brothers refused, saying they would take $2 million, but wanted the recognition by having the label "Goldberg Air-Conditioner" on the dash board of every car in which it was installed.

Now the old man was more than just a little anti-Semitic, and there was no way he was going to allow the name Goldberg on two million Fords. They haggled back and forth for about two hours and finally agreed on $4 million and just their first names would be shown.

And so, to this date, the names Low, Norm, Hi and Max are shown on all Ford air-conditioners.          

So now you know.

Try it without looking at the answers…..
please don’t look down until you do it, you’ll love it

GET A CALCULATOR (YOUR COMPUTER HAS ONE ON IT)

1)  Pick your favorite number between 1-9
2)  Multiply by 3 then
3)  Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I’ll wait while you get the
calculator….)
4)  You’ll get a 2 or 3 digit number..
5)  Add the digits together   

Now look down …………..

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

3. Abraham Lincoln

4. Helen Keller

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. George Clooney

8. Thomas Edison 

9. Michel!!!

10. George Washington

I know….I just have that effect on people…one day you too can be like
me…. Believe it!

PS.: Stop picking different numbers. I am your idol, just deal with it!!

Rudolph’s first cousin on his mother’s side, Shlomo.

A Pro-Hamas rally in Florida, watch how the people get so violent!

Warning: some obscenities

Amazing heart wrenching song

Lyrics:
Bisyata Dishmaya
I’m writing a letter to you
Sweet little Moishe’le
You were the only one to survive
In India in Mumbai
On that terrifying day
Sweet little Moishe’le
I’m so glad you’re alive
איך אפשר להסביר לך
המצב של כולנו כשזה קרה
כמה אנחנו דאגנו בעבורך
כשיצאת מהגיהנום
הדמעות בענים הפסיקו פתאום
והתחיל שוב כשלא ראינו אביך ואמך
אי אפשר לתאר הכאב שלך משלה נשמה
אבינו רוענו ראה דמע של משלה נשמה
ילד קטן אבל כל כך גדול
ביום המר אבד את הכל
חוץ מאמונה משהלה נשמה
משל’ה ווען די גייסט דעם בריוו קענן ליינען
וועט דיר זיין שווער צו פארשטיין וויפיל מיר האבען געטון מיטוויינען
טראכטענדיג
אויף צוריק
זיך פארשטעלנדיג
דעם לעצטן קוק
פון דיין טאטע מאמע
משל’ה נשמה
משל’ה אויב די מיינסט
אז ווען פיל מאהל די וויינסט
זיסע משל’ה אז קיינער וויינט נישט מיט דיר
וויל איך די זאלסט פארשטיין
אז יעדער פון פלייש און ביין
ליבער משל’ה
דיין ווייטאג שפירט
We have lost so many throughout the years
Yidish blit shed with tears
And from all we can remember
there aren’t many like him
To see tatty and mommy and look at them
איך שנהרגו על קידוש השם
But you little Moishe saw so clearly the yad eloikim
משל’ה קשה לי מאד לכתוב לך מכתב
איך להרגיע עכשיו ילד בלי אם ואב
איין זאך זאלסטו האבען אינזינען
אז טאטי מאמי זהען די טרערן רינען
און זיי דאוונען אז די זאלסט האבען א נחמה
און זיי זאגן משל’ה מיר האבען געשריגען שמע ישראל מיט טרערליך
און מיר בעטן און דעם זכות האלט אן אונזער וועג גאר ערליך
מיט גאנץ כלל ישראל וואס איז געווארען דיין משפחה
האלט דיר פעסט בעמק הבכה
טייער קינד משל’ה נשמה