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		<title>A Jewish/Christian Joke</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when he decided that he really needed a new robe. After looking around for a while, he saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor. So, he went in and made the necessary arrangements to have Finkelstein prepare a new robe for him. A few days later, when the robe was [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when he decided that he really needed a new robe. After looking around for a while, he saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor. So, he went in and made the necessary arrangements to have Finkelstein prepare a new robe for him. A few days later, when the robe was finished, Jesus tried it on &#8212; and it was a perfect fit! </p>
<p>He asked how much he owed. Finkelstein brushed him off: &#8216;No, no, no, for the Son of God?&#160; There&#8217;s no charge!&#160; However, may I ask for a small favor?&#160; Whenever you give a sermon, perhaps you could just mention that your nice new robe was made by Finkelstein, the Tailor?&#8217; </p>
<p>Jesus readily agreed and as promised, extolled the virtues of his Finkelstein robe whenever he spoke to the masses. </p>
<p>A few months later, while Jesus was again walking through Jerusalem, he happened to walk past Finkelstein&#8217;s shop and noted a huge line of people waiting for Finkelstein&#8217;s robes. </p>
<p>He pushed his way through the crowd to speak to him and as soon as Finkelstein spotted him he said: &#8216;Jesus, Jesus, look what you&#8217;ve done for my business!&#160; Would you consider a partnership?&#8217; </p>
<p>&#8216;Certainly,&#8217; replied Jesus &#8216;Jesus &amp; Finkelstein it is.&#8217; </p>
<p>&#8216;Oh, no, no,&#8217; said Finkelstein. &#8216;Finkelstein &amp; Jesus. After all, I am the craftsman.&#8217; The two of them debated this for some time. </p>
<p>Their discussion was long and spirited, but ultimately fruitful &#8212; and they finally came up with a mutually acceptable compromise.&#160; A few days later, the new sign went up over Finkelstein&#8217;s shop: <a href="http://michelsthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/lordtaylor.jpg"><img title="Lord &amp; Taylor" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="413" alt="Lord &amp; Taylor" src="http://michelsthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/lordtaylor-thumb.jpg" width="278" border="0" /></a></p>



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